Auch der irdischer Stellvertreter will in den Himmel

Kleine Vorgeschichte: Pabst Pius der soundsovielte hat das Dogma der unbefleckten Empfängnis von Maria eingeführt, wobei der Heilige Geist Ihr "durchs Ohr einfährt" - Maria =Mary) Pope Pius dies. He comes to heavens gate and knocks. St. Peter opens. Peter:    Hello Sir, what can I do for you? Pius:     I am Pope Pius, I want to get admitted! Peter:    Hmmm, Pius, hmm, sorry, never heard of this name Sir. (looking in his book)     I don't have you in my book either. Pius:     But I am Pope Pius! I have to get in! Peter:    Hmm, lets see what I can do for you (thinking) We might ring Jesus, he knows a lot. (taking up the phone and dialing) *ring* Hi Junior, here is Peter, entrance gate, I have a little problem down here. A "Pope Pius", ever heard of this name? No? Well, thanks anyway, bye. (to Pius) Well, you heard it Sir, he doesn't know you either. Pius:    But I AM the POPE, Pope Pius, and I have to get in! Peter:    Well, lets see, hmmm, we might ring God, he really knows a lot. (smile) (taking up the phone again and dialing) *ring* Hi Boss, Peter here, I have a small problem here, ever heard of someone calling himself Pope Pius? ... Oh, I see, thanks anyway ... By the way, how is Mary? ... Really? ... Well thanks again, bye. (to Pius) Well, Sir, he doesn't know you either, but we have got a last chance. We might ring the Holy Ghost, he REALLY knows a lot. (takeing up the phone again and dialing) *ring* Hi Smokey! Here is Peter from entrance gate, haveing a little problem with someone calling himself Pius, Pope Pius... Holy Ghost:    (from the receiver) PIUS?!   Did you say Pope Pius?????  This asshole???   This motherfucking bloody bastard who said such dirty bullshit about Mary and me?